My secret is safe.
Hi there. I'm talking from under their bed today. That's my safe place. It's where I keep my REALLY secret stash. I have them fooled. I play with my toys on top of the bed. But then I sneak down under the bed to play with my best stuff. Socks that have been worn. Bits of leaves that I sneak in. Sometimes underwear. I even got a nightgown. Funny how my stash always disappears. That's why I have to go get more all the time. but I really have them fooled. That's the best part.